Sludge Joseph Franklin Rutherfraud, our second president of the incorporated Watch Tower Bible and Tract Society of Pennsylvania, will be arriving refreshed to our fine 7 day assembly after spending winters in his 5,000 square foot home in San Diego,California.After being dropped off in a V-16 Cadillac and carried to the podium, his timely talk, ''Millions Now Living Will Die, '' will be broken into 15 minutes intervals due to frequent urination breaks after too many alcoholic beverages.
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Knock! Knock! Sept 2017 Broadcast.
by freddo inplease would someone with more skills than me link to "knock!
knock!
" a section of the sept 2017 jborg broadcast at 44.00 mins to 53.00 mins approx.. please watch and add your thoughts.
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What Is The Major Reason Jehovah’s Witnesses Exist?
by minimus ini understand that cults and religious groups will always exist.
but why do jehovah’s witnesses continue as a religion that people will join?.
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But why do Jehovah’s Witnesses continue as a religion that people will join?
Coca-Cola sells 2.5 billion cans of soda each year......people still buy this surgery drink that is bad for the human body.
Britney Spears has sold over 100 million records in her career....to me she has no talent but to some teenagers she gives the Beatles a run for their money.
In 2017, there were 120,053 Kingdom Halls in the world with 8,457,107 members who call themselves Jehovah's Witnesses.Started in the 1870's with very few members it has grown to over 8 million.
Why does the religion continue?
It's the first and only religion they have only looked into
Most members born into the religion...most children will follow their parents religion
Clean cut members who wear suits and dresses....how they look make them appear more honest
Supposedly Bible- based....they carry the Bible and the religion is reading material based
It draws people who love prophecies and makes them different than other religion
Loss of health, job, death in family....life in a paradise earth sounds good when you are down and out
Faithful and Discreet Slave...they are the mouthpiece for God. If I follow their direction I will live in the new paradise earth
Laziness...people like to follow someone/something because they are too lazy to do their own research
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Wierd Shunning Stories
by VW.org inyesterday i went to a shopping center.
i saw a dub who was once a very friendly person.
he was about 10 metres from me when i noticed him.
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My two Jehovah's Witness cousins and I attended a wake/funeral for a very good friend of ours. We paid our final respects to the family and sat about 4 rows from the front.
While we were sitting, a former elder from our congregation ( who was disfellowshipped along with his wife and 2 children ) walked over and paid his respects to the family of the deceased.
He notices my two cousins and I sitting near the front and proceeds to walk over and say hello to us. ( It's been years since we all talked to each other). As soon as my two Jehovah's Witness cousins saw the ex-elder approach us, they got up and left their seats. They sat in the back row until they saw that I was done talking to him and walked back up front as soon as he left the funeral home.
All they had to do was say hello to him and have small talk. I always thought that disfellowshipped people were o.k. to talk to at a wake/funeral !
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Silly Bible Stories we once believed
by RULES & REGULATIONS inthese bible stories are too silly to be true.
take off your rose colored glasses and you will begin to see some great imagination, exaggeration and great story telling!.
telling !.
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Silly Bible Stories we once believed
by RULES & REGULATIONS inthese bible stories are too silly to be true.
take off your rose colored glasses and you will begin to see some great imagination, exaggeration and great story telling!.
telling !.
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These Bible Stories are too silly to be true. Take off your rose colored glasses and you will begin to see some great IMAGINATION, EXAGGERATION AND GREAT STORY TELLING!
telling !
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What could be other alternative names for the Jehovah's Witnesses ?
by Finkelstein inhow about .... the international brotherhood of stupidity.. the righteous zombies club .
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The Joseph Sludge Rutherfrauds
Kingdumb Hall Zombies
The Faithless, D-Sleet & The D-ice Road Slaves
Pantsuit Pioneers
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Well...It's 2018 and still no ''Armageddon''
by RULES & REGULATIONS in1972 : we started studying with the jehovah's witnesses when my uncle became an elder and put fear into our family that armageddon was close.
1974 : my mom, my brother and i were all baptized after all the convention talks and watchtower magazine articles that 1975 would likely end this system of things.
1999 : being told that the year 2000 was going to mark the 6 thousand years of mans existence and that the 1000 year kingdom in the new paradisewould come in the year 2000.
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Well...It's 2018 and still no ''Armageddon''
by RULES & REGULATIONS in1972 : we started studying with the jehovah's witnesses when my uncle became an elder and put fear into our family that armageddon was close.
1974 : my mom, my brother and i were all baptized after all the convention talks and watchtower magazine articles that 1975 would likely end this system of things.
1999 : being told that the year 2000 was going to mark the 6 thousand years of mans existence and that the 1000 year kingdom in the new paradisewould come in the year 2000.
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Well...It's 2018 and still no ''Armageddon''
by RULES & REGULATIONS in1972 : we started studying with the jehovah's witnesses when my uncle became an elder and put fear into our family that armageddon was close.
1974 : my mom, my brother and i were all baptized after all the convention talks and watchtower magazine articles that 1975 would likely end this system of things.
1999 : being told that the year 2000 was going to mark the 6 thousand years of mans existence and that the 1000 year kingdom in the new paradisewould come in the year 2000.
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wolfman85
Thank you for your wonderful find! They always imply things in their wordings.
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Well...It's 2018 and still no ''Armageddon''
by RULES & REGULATIONS in1972 : we started studying with the jehovah's witnesses when my uncle became an elder and put fear into our family that armageddon was close.
1974 : my mom, my brother and i were all baptized after all the convention talks and watchtower magazine articles that 1975 would likely end this system of things.
1999 : being told that the year 2000 was going to mark the 6 thousand years of mans existence and that the 1000 year kingdom in the new paradisewould come in the year 2000.
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I'm sorry I wrote "being told in 1999 ", I really meant "believing that 2000 '' was finally the year of the 6,000 years